Saturday, January 8, 2011

Vlad's World!

This entry introduces a new character, Vlad, who is a vampire trying to hide his obvious nature from his new "friends." His initial intentions are quite devious. Being a stereotypical vampire, he speaks with a Transylvanian accent, which comes out even in his writing. Thus, all of his Ws become Vs and every "R" is followed by an "L" to signify rolling of the tongue.

VLAD'S WORLD!

This is where we met our new friend, Vlad! He has a big castle near a village. Yet, the townspeople don't seem to know who he is. He helped us find Markal, and our journey continued with Vlad tagging along to 'try and meet the people of other dimensions.'*

Welcome 2 The Journal Forum, Vlad!
-Jarvis

Vhy, thank you. It is a pleasurle 2 B herle.
-Vlad**

Hey, tell us about U!
-Super Cool

Yes, I 2 am interested in learning of you.
-Sir Jay of the Blue Clan

Umm...therle rleally is not much to tell. I am just a humble vum--man.
-Vlad

Ooh, a vum--man! That sounds cool!
-Super Cool

You're an idiot, all of you.
-Marshall

We're all 1 idiot, Marshall?
-Jarvis

(Why do I bother?)
-Marshall

(Y'd he write a thought?)
-Sir Jay of the Blue Clan

Haven't you wasted enough pages? This journal is to chronicle our journey, not to write to each other!
-Marshall

I counted 3 spots where you could've used a 2.
-Super Cool

And a U.
-Jarvis

[Marshall closed out at 10:43 pm]

(Did I make a mistake?)
-Vlad

*He initially said 'try the meat of people from other dimensions' before "correcting" himself.
**
He also signs his name in cursive.

5 comments:

DawnZhang said...

Lmao!!! Vlad sounds like a nice name and I love vampires!! :D They're extremely cute! :D

Matt Dimitroff said...

It is a great name, isn't it?

DawnZhang said...

Great would be the understatement of the century :P

AubrieAnne said...

Agreed! I like the name, it was very funny, and the whole vampire thing is fitting right in with the craze these days.

Matt Dimitroff said...

I actually conceived of this character during my childhood. (He is based upon Dracula, but more closely resembles Count Orlok from Nosferatu.)