This entry introduces a new character, Vlad, who is a vampire trying to hide his obvious nature from his new "friends." His initial intentions are quite devious. Being a stereotypical vampire, he speaks with a Transylvanian accent, which comes out even in his writing. Thus, all of his Ws become Vs and every "R" is followed by an "L" to signify rolling of the tongue.
VLAD'S WORLD!This is where we met our new friend, Vlad! He has a big castle near a village. Yet, the townspeople don't seem to know who he is. He helped us find Markal, and our journey continued with Vlad tagging along to 'try and meet the people of other dimensions.'*
Welcome 2 The Journal Forum, Vlad!
-Jarvis
Vhy, thank you. It is a pleasurle 2 B herle.
-Vlad**
Hey, tell us about U!
-Super Cool
Yes, I 2 am interested in learning of you.
-Sir Jay of the Blue Clan
Umm...therle rleally is not much to tell. I am just a humble vum--man.
-Vlad
Ooh, a vum--man! That sounds cool!
-Super Cool
You're an idiot, all of you.
-Marshall
We're all 1 idiot, Marshall?
-Jarvis
(Why do I bother?)
-Marshall
(Y'd he write a thought?)
-Sir Jay of the Blue Clan
Haven't you wasted enough pages? This journal is to chronicle our journey, not to write to each other!
-Marshall
I counted 3 spots where you could've used a 2.
-Super Cool
And a U.
-Jarvis
[Marshall closed out at 10:43 pm]
(Did I make a mistake?)
-Vlad
*He initially said 'try the meat of people from other dimensions' before "correcting" himself.
**He also signs his name in cursive.
5 comments:
Lmao!!! Vlad sounds like a nice name and I love vampires!! :D They're extremely cute! :D
It is a great name, isn't it?
Great would be the understatement of the century :P
Agreed! I like the name, it was very funny, and the whole vampire thing is fitting right in with the craze these days.
I actually conceived of this character during my childhood. (He is based upon Dracula, but more closely resembles Count Orlok from Nosferatu.)
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