CRAP WORLD!
(Marshall calls it 'Basketball World.')* The third dimension we visited! When we arrived, some guy with a dog started bothering us, then he turned into a monster, or something. Then, Officer Duke scared him off. He said the guy's name was 'Crap, Christopher Crap.' Super Cool got rabies from the dog, so we took him to the hospital. We later found Markal and left this world. The end.
Hey Jarvis, if this ever ends, will we still be friends?
-Super Cool
Sure! We'll be friends 4-ever!
-Jarvis
Awesum! lol.
-Super Cool
R U Guys OK?
-Sir Jay of the Blue Clan
Yeah, Y do U ask?
-Jarvis
Methinks U R over x-cited, Young Jarvis.
-Sir Jay of the Blue Clan
Why are you fools writing only letters?
-Marshall
It takes 2 long 2 write stuff, so we abbv.
-Jarvis
You're abbreviating three-letter words! And what is 'lol'?
-Marshall
*laugh out loud*
-Super Cool
Its much faster 2 write the #3 than it is 2 write the word three.
-Jarvis
Whatever. Hey, S.C.!
-Marshall
...Hello, S.C.?
-Marshall
Hey Super Cool!
-Marshall
Yes, Marshall?
-Super Cool
Why didn't you answer me?
-Marshall
(Geez, take it EZ on the writing) I did.
-Super Cool
I mean...B4...when I said 'S.C.'?
-Marshall
What's an 'S.C.'?
-Super Cool
Those are your initials!
-Marshall
U can't abbv. sum1's name, Marshall.
-Jarvis
'Y'-not?
-Marshall
(U don't need quotes, ethr.) U know how many ppl have SC as there init.?
-Jarvis
What? We're the only 1's who write in this!
-Marshall
The Journal Forum is open 2 any1.
-Jarvis
You sound smarter in person than on paper.
-Marshall
...U R silly, Marshall!
-Jarvis
[Marshall closed out at 10:17 pm]
We'll B frnds AAF!
-Jarvis
*I was simultaneously plotting a video game adaptation. Playing basketball on this world would have been one of the mini games. I think I wanted to have jousting on Sir Jay's world.
Hey Jarvis, if this ever ends, will we still be friends?
-Super Cool
Sure! We'll be friends 4-ever!
-Jarvis
Awesum! lol.
-Super Cool
R U Guys OK?
-Sir Jay of the Blue Clan
Yeah, Y do U ask?
-Jarvis
Methinks U R over x-cited, Young Jarvis.
-Sir Jay of the Blue Clan
Why are you fools writing only letters?
-Marshall
It takes 2 long 2 write stuff, so we abbv.
-Jarvis
You're abbreviating three-letter words! And what is 'lol'?
-Marshall
*laugh out loud*
-Super Cool
Its much faster 2 write the #3 than it is 2 write the word three.
-Jarvis
Whatever. Hey, S.C.!
-Marshall
...Hello, S.C.?
-Marshall
Hey Super Cool!
-Marshall
Yes, Marshall?
-Super Cool
Why didn't you answer me?
-Marshall
(Geez, take it EZ on the writing) I did.
-Super Cool
I mean...B4...when I said 'S.C.'?
-Marshall
What's an 'S.C.'?
-Super Cool
Those are your initials!
-Marshall
U can't abbv. sum1's name, Marshall.
-Jarvis
'Y'-not?
-Marshall
(U don't need quotes, ethr.) U know how many ppl have SC as there init.?
-Jarvis
What? We're the only 1's who write in this!
-Marshall
The Journal Forum is open 2 any1.
-Jarvis
You sound smarter in person than on paper.
-Marshall
...U R silly, Marshall!
-Jarvis
[Marshall closed out at 10:17 pm]
We'll B frnds AAF!
-Jarvis
*I was simultaneously plotting a video game adaptation. Playing basketball on this world would have been one of the mini games. I think I wanted to have jousting on Sir Jay's world.
4 comments:
Hey Matt, I will have to come back here tomorrow to read more of this post, when my eyes are not slamming shut on me, but I did want to elt you know that I awarded you the versatile blogger award. Visit here...
http://whosyoureditor.blogspot.com/2011/01/versatile-blogger-award.html#comments
for more details!
Wow, I'm honored! Thanks!
No problem. Back to the post. I like how you incorporate all the numbers and shorthand in this world.
It gets "worse," I assure you. :)
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