Friday, January 7, 2011

Crap World!

Please excuse the ridiculous name.

CRAP WORLD!

(Marshall calls it 'Basketball World.')* The third dimension we visited! When we arrived, some guy with a dog started bothering us, then he turned into a monster, or something. Then, Officer Duke scared him off. He said the guy's name was 'Crap, Christopher Crap.' Super Cool got rabies from the dog, so we took him to the hospital. We later found Markal and left this world. The end.

Hey Jarvis, if this ever ends, will we still be friends?
-Super Cool

Sure! We'll be friends 4-ever!
-Jarvis

Awesum! lol.
-Super Cool

R U Guys OK?
-Sir Jay of the Blue Clan

Yeah, Y do U ask?
-Jarvis

Methinks U R over x-cited, Young Jarvis.
-Sir Jay of the Blue Clan

Why are you fools writing only letters?
-Marshall

It takes 2 long 2 write stuff, so we abbv.
-Jarvis

You're abbreviating three-letter words! And what is 'lol'?
-Marshall

*laugh out loud*
-Super Cool

Its much faster 2 write the #3 than it is 2 write the word three.
-Jarvis

Whatever. Hey, S.C.!
-Marshall











...Hello, S.C.?
-Marshall

Hey Super Cool!
-Marshall

Yes, Marshall?
-Super Cool

Why didn't you answer me?
-Marshall

(Geez, take it EZ on the writing) I did.
-Super Cool

I mean...B4...when I said 'S.C.'?
-Marshall

What's an 'S.C.'?
-Super Cool

Those are your initials!
-Marshall

U can't abbv. sum1's name, Marshall.
-Jarvis

'Y'-not?
-Marshall

(U don't need quotes, ethr.) U know how many ppl have SC as there init.?
-Jarvis

What? We're the only 1's who write in this!
-Marshall

The Journal Forum is open 2 any1.
-Jarvis

You sound smarter in person than on paper.
-Marshall

...U R silly, Marshall!
-Jarvis

[Marshall closed out at 10:17 pm]

We'll B frnds AAF!
-Jarvis

*I was simultaneously plotting a video game adaptation. Playing basketball on this world would have been one of the mini games. I think I wanted to have jousting on Sir Jay's world.

4 comments:

AubrieAnne said...

Hey Matt, I will have to come back here tomorrow to read more of this post, when my eyes are not slamming shut on me, but I did want to elt you know that I awarded you the versatile blogger award. Visit here...

http://whosyoureditor.blogspot.com/2011/01/versatile-blogger-award.html#comments

for more details!

Matt Dimitroff said...

Wow, I'm honored! Thanks!

AubrieAnne said...

No problem. Back to the post. I like how you incorporate all the numbers and shorthand in this world.

Matt Dimitroff said...

It gets "worse," I assure you. :)